For those whose daddy issues are no longer being manufactured.
This black tee features dramatic gothic-style text that reads:
"My daddy issues are vintage because he is discontinued."
Equal parts tragic and timeless — like you.
Details:
100% black cotton
White gothic print
Unisex fit
For daddyless darlings with a sense of humor
Dead Dad Club original
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. Don't iron over the graphic unless you're dead inside too.
Note:
Perfect for Father’s Day avoidance, sibling support gifts, or matching trauma tees with your therapist. All feelings welcome.
For those whose daddy issues are no longer being manufactured.
This black tee features dramatic gothic-style text that reads:
"My daddy issues are vintage because he is discontinued."
Equal parts tragic and timeless — like you.
Details:
100% black cotton
White gothic print
Unisex fit
For daddyless darlings with a sense of humor
Dead Dad Club original
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. Don't iron over the graphic unless you're dead inside too.
Note:
Perfect for Father’s Day avoidance, sibling support gifts, or matching trauma tees with your therapist. All feelings welcome.
