"My daddy issues are vintage because he is discontinued" — now in ✨ pixel sparkle font ✨ for those of us who process trauma through humor, design, and the occasional sob in a McDonald's parking lot.
Details:
Black tee with white pixel text + sparkle icons
Unisex fit
Designed for the discontinued dad demographic
Nostalgic and unhinged
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. Don't iron over the graphic unless you're dead inside too.
Note:
Perfect for Father’s Day avoidance, sibling support gifts, or matching trauma tees with your therapist. All feelings welcome.
"My daddy issues are vintage because he is discontinued" — now in ✨ pixel sparkle font ✨ for those of us who process trauma through humor, design, and the occasional sob in a McDonald's parking lot.
Details:
Black tee with white pixel text + sparkle icons
Unisex fit
Designed for the discontinued dad demographic
Nostalgic and unhinged
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. Don't iron over the graphic unless you're dead inside too.
Note:
Perfect for Father’s Day avoidance, sibling support gifts, or matching trauma tees with your therapist. All feelings welcome.
